Baking Cookies

Leave the cooking and the sucking to the women!

You Need Meat

Second place winner from the nerve.com October photo contest.

Taken by Dubi Kaufmann. Many thanks, Dubi!

You need meat - go to the market.
You need bread - try the bakery.
You need loving - look here, baby.
I got just what you need.

I got to love somebody,
Somebody don't love me.

You need money - go to the bank, dear.
You need honey - look to the bee.
You need loving - come on here, woman.
Well, I got just what you need.

You need meat - go to the market.
You need bread - try the bakery.
And you need loving - come on here, baby.
Well, I got just what you need.

- Willie Dixon

Dishing on Between the Sheets

Saw this pic on Between the Sheets.

This illustrates exactly what my kitchen fantasy is all about!

See the note at the bottom of her post. Lola is so right.

Knife Technique

OK, this is not technically in the kitchen, but I thought as Katsumi was demonstrating her excellent knife technique, I should share it.

Scarlett Johannson in the kitchen

You Do the Baking

Mistress Sky kindly sent me these pics. Wonder what she's baking?

She should be careful about bending over...

Lara of "1000 Words" in the kitchen

Lara had my favorite photo blog. It was called 1000 Words after the old saw that one picture is worth a thousand words. It was all her, and her pics made me speechless.

She is mature (don't take that wrong, Lara, I just mean that you prove there is life after 19!) and stunningly sexy. So I was very...moved...to see a pic of her in the kitchen. With Lara's permission, here it is:

Cleanliness Is Next To Horniness

A friend sent this one. This friend has the hots for his cleaning lady. I've met her, and I understand completely. She has engendered many happy fantasies for him.

I love the Norman Rockwell quality of it. Did Norm ever paint a taint before?

So combine the cleaning with the kitchen, and this particular pose which is just screaming to have you come up from behind and poke her, and you have us both creaming.

Taking a Break

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In the midst of preparing a meal? While waiting for the water to boil, why not rub one off?

Please, just take a sponge to the counter before you continue cooking.